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Un tip merge pe autostrada 57 cu masina si asculta radioul.
La un moment dat, la radio, crainica anunta:
- Pe autostrada 57, un nebun merge pe contrasens.
Tipul, foarte enervat:
- Nu unul, sute, sute!

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Doctorul catre proaspatul amputat:
- Domnule, am pt. dv. o stire buna si una rea.
- Care-i aia rea?
- Ti-am amputat piciorul sanatos…
- …si aia buna?
- Piciorul bolnav se vindeca!

For a mere $49.99 you can smell like a man. And have a soft, moist skin. Buy the body lotion that will make you popular. Or, if you’d rather preffer Cumming in a bar, there’s a soap available. Ahh, the posibilities….

It is called NaDa
It does nothing, it comes free, it is compatible with any system, and it’s bug free!

“Cheer, Futurama fans! Futurama is great and you should watch it. An episode a day is the minimum recommended dosage.”
“Yeah, but what about the movie?!”
“The whaa?”
“The Movie!!”
“I didn’t say anything about a movie. Incidentally, they’re making a movie.”

Tzza scrie: […] cele mai faine fotografii ce le-am vazut anul asta:
www.erikrefner.com.

De-acord.

Ever wondered why Salman Rushdie’s writing is so praized and successful?
Check out his wife.

Padma
Happy couple

Fain scris (Kureishi). Bine filmat. Deeply disturbing.

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Saitul lui Gicu Şerban are o faţă nouă şi cîteva serii noi & faine.

Un domn, suparat rau de tot, a intentat actiune penala impotriva
“numitului Dumnezeu, domiciliat in cer.” Mare Ti-e gradina, Doamne. Astia de la Procuratura, sunt obligati sa inregistreze orice act. Premiile Stella, va rogam poftiti si in Romania!

Everybody knows it is said that alcohol, nicotine, women, pizza and other pleasures in life affect your brain and other bodily fluids. But this article states marijuana might make you smarter, or even better, get you high. Wait… what?